And then, of course, there was the one that went:

There once was a man from Australia

Who painted his bum like a dahlia

The colours were bright

And all was right

But the smell was quite a faliah.

also

There was a man from Umtata

Who was a champaion farter

He could fart anything

from God ...

The outburst of poetry reminds me of a couple from my youth which might have some bearing on this august forum:

There once was a man named Eugene

Who invented a wanking machine

On the forty-fifth stroke

The bloody thing broke

And mashed his balls into cream

or

There was a man from Calcutta ...

Good day, everyone, from a new and, I expect, soon to be fully qualified member (prostate cancer). This thread interests me a great deal because, like at least one other member I have noticed, I will obviously NOT be able to take testosterone after castration and so will be taking estrogen.

I have ...