The best way to clean a carpet is to go to the store or home depot and rent a Rug Doctor. Then, in lieu of their proprietary cleaning solution, substitute with the hottest water you can get from your tap, with a strong concentration of Oxy-Clean. If the water is white, its perfect. When you finish ...

I think that non-Californians should stop complaining about the way we drive. Every accident I've been in (whilst driving a taxi) were caused by East coasters that hadn't a clue as to how to drive in the rain. My brother, having lived in New Jersey for 5 years, told me that driving back there is ...

Funny, I knew a couple of guys that drove out on lakes here in California. One was screwed by the tow truck company and then his insurance company; the other just drove across and out of Big Bear lake. The second one was of course one of those little German amphibious cars, and like the polka, he ...

Oh people. You are getting bamboozled. The dancer periodically switches directions. So, if you happen to watch it while she is turning clockwise, you will interpret the results accordingly. If you happen to watch while she turns counter-clockwise, you would come up with the opposite conclusion. If ...

I remember way back when the dinosaurs roamed the earth... when I was in elementary school, there was a particularly homely girl in one of my classes. She was the target of most of the other girls, as they used to tease her that she looked like a boy. One day, a group of girls jumped her in the ...

My Goddess has burned my penis with a cigarette. She spent about five minutes burning the underside and scrotum with little burns thirteen times often puffing to keep it red hot. Finally she took one long drag looked deeply into my eyes andput out the cigarette on my penis head. It was fantastic ...