well this sounds like something, I would be willing to give it a try!

The Peeps have microwaved their balls and now there is a gooey white mess in the microwave to clean up.

I too am gay, and yet I followed the unwritten rules untill the last one. When confronted with that I just walk away and come back later, unless I really have to go then I pick out the cute one and stand next to him.

Oh! Please Sister Mary Mistress, may I have another!

Warning this joke is very sic.....

Why did Jesus die on the cross??? He forgot the safe word! I know I am going to H....

Had to reply, "Pink Floyd" "Meddle" on 33 1/3 LP, it took years to find another turntable and it is not the same as it is on cd. Took a trip in the delorian.

Nothing for me please...thats how i like em

I am not sure, where or how to place this, but I did want to let others know about a "Trojan" type of virus that is sent to you as an ecard from a "friend, family, etc" I almost opened one this morning, but set it aside for a little later as I needed to get some work done. When I received an email ...