Is the world ready for a transgender super hero? The story line would be: A young lab technician falls while carrying a large tray of experimental synthetic hormones being tested as treatment for menopausal women. Undiscovered he lays soaking in the chemicals for hours. After his recovery he finds ...

Lesson #1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell l rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you ...

I just want to thank all my friends and loved ones for the educational emails over the past year...

Because of your warning I live in a zip-lock plastic bag with clean oxygen piped in after passing through 18 filters which are replaced each hour.

Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom ...

A timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference for an organization...

Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.

It seemed a little strange, but I ignored it. However, when the busboy ...

As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'What in the world are you doing?'

The daughter replied: 'Mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this ...

SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked.

'Yes or no,' she replied.

SMART ASS ANSWER #4 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets ...

All painfully true, but still funny

This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize.

Christmas With Louise...

As a joke, my brother Jay used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before Christmas. He said all he wanted was for Santa to ...

It always seemed like there was one of these in every copying machine I used.

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I can't get enough of this one. In these times its such a stress reliever. Thanks for posting it.