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by markdf (imported)
Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:12 am
Forum: Welcome & Introductions
Topic: penectomy as a gift to my girlfriend....
Replies: 17
Views: 1

Re: penectomy as a gift to my girlfriend....

That's so cool. Thanks for sharing. :)

How far have you gotten with being able to orgasm without any physical contact? I didn't think guys could do that at all.
by markdf (imported)
Sun Mar 09, 2008 2:42 pm
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Offenders will be severely punished
Replies: 9
Views: 0

Re: Offenders will be severely punished

Maybe the mayor is a politician with a sense of humor. I know how unlikely that sounds, but I suppose one had to turn up somewhere, sooner or later.
by markdf (imported)
Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:05 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: SexTV
Replies: 5
Views: 0

Re: SexTV


Will they want to confirm your eunuch status or take your word on it? How can they tell if you're telling the truth unless they look?



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Who's going to LIE about that?

The kind of people silly enough to lie about something like that are the same kind of people that would never even ...
by markdf (imported)
Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:25 am
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Insults with style
Replies: 9
Views: 0

Re: Insults with style

English is such a wonderful language, for those with the wit to use it.

Any fans of Douglas Adams in the house? You know what I'm talking about.
by markdf (imported)
Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:31 pm
Forum: The Deep, Dark Cellar
Topic: I'll take the 175 please
Replies: 9
Views: 0

Re: I'll take the 175 please

When I was working at a service station, it always amazed me how people who drove scooters could go a whole week commuting to work on $8 worth of gas. Particularly when their SUV-driving brethren were paying $70 every four days.
by markdf (imported)
Wed Jan 16, 2008 7:28 pm
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Another Presidential Trivia Question
Replies: 10
Views: 0

Re: Another Presidential Trivia Question

NaziNuts (imported) wrote: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:39 pm Which one graduated from Yale but probably couldn't pass the high school GED exam?

-NeinNaziYahLittleNuts

Which "one"? You seem to have an unusually high opinion of America's past presidents.
by markdf (imported)
Sun Jan 13, 2008 7:02 pm
Forum: Surgical Castration
Topic: saline injection
Replies: 2
Views: 0

Re: saline injection


Now for a fun fact....if you do this...have a flashlight handy...when the sac is full (or at least as full as you intend to let it get) hold the flashlight up to the sac then turn the room lights out...you'll get a chuckle, i'm sure.



There are some cool images on BMEZine and ModBlog showing ...
by markdf (imported)
Sun Jan 13, 2008 6:43 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: New Video Clip - Elastrator play
Replies: 3
Views: 0

Re: New Video Clip - Elastrator play

Nice. It's kind of cute how the second teste keeps trying to pull back into the body... like it saw what happened to its brother, and is trying to avoid suffering the same fate.

How long do you keep the bands on for?

It's cool that NetPorn.nl doesn't seem to require registration at all -- at least ...
by markdf (imported)
Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:36 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Masocistic Girlfriend
Replies: 13
Views: 0

Re: Masocistic Girlfriend

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by markdf (imported)
Tue Jan 08, 2008 7:12 pm
Forum: Eunuch Central
Topic: Masocistic Girlfriend
Replies: 13
Views: 0

Re: Masocistic Girlfriend


You may think that she "cannot afford" counselling, but people with mental problems quite often have financial problems too, and psychologists expect that. Many will be quite accommodating: I had a psychologist who carried me for years through some very dark times, for which I was and am grateful ...

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