Daughter (imported) wrote: Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:30 pm Aren't you glad Chunky Monkey is made by Ben and Jerry's and not Campbell's?

Beats me, but Chunky Monkey is probably what Heaven or it's equivalent tastes like. I could eat that 24/7 and I doubt I would ever get tired of it.

My wife and I get three or four calls a week for a restaurant whose number differs from ours by one digit. They even put OUR number in their newspaper ad at least once.

The restaurant was very nasty when we called about their placing OUR telephone number in THEIR newspaper ad.

My wife and I now ...

K, I'm not sending you flowers anymore.

I can't think of a single person I know who would find this funny, but I really want to try it on someone.

I've never looked good naked. Wonder what I'll be singing when I'm this guys age? lol!

We opted to go earlier this year. The last two weeks of the month we'll have shit loads of cops and secret service agents combing everything prior to the GOP convention being held here Sept 1-4. And the state fair will be going for the ten days prior to Labor Day, when it ends. The period will be ...

I hope to go! But we'll have to see how much money I have closer to August. I'm really excited. I was hoping it would be around the 19th again, my birthday! Oh well lol.

I love this. Thanks for the laugh.

On this date last year, at about this time, I was giving myself a truly horrible haircut to get myself ready for my stay in the mental ward following my autocastration. My clippers broke and I had to go buy new ones -- with a half-shorn head of hair. And then the new ones didn't work either (thank ...

twaddler (imported) wrote: Mon Dec 17, 2007 3:28 pm 30. You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick.

Undeniable proof that Carlin is just no fun at all.