A young boy comes into his father and proclames he has found his ideal proffession. What is it, asked the father? I have decided to go into organized crime. The father then asks, private interprise or government?

Don't worry, kitty will show up when she gets hungry...know...been there and done that.

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Plant a Comfrey plant (herb) for the next encounter. On any insect sting, ant, wasp, mosquite or your favorite crush a few of the leaves and rub on the sting. Pain will be gone within minutes and almost no swelling. Google Comfrey for an interesting history.

Shades of Green on Sunset Rd has the ...

tugon (imported) wrote: Tue Jan 15, 2008 1:25 pm Two men walking down the street when they see a dog licking himself.

One man says, "gee wish I could do that".

The other man says "ask him he might let you".

I heard the punch line as: I tried it once and he bit me!

Yoli, you are completely on track.

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This town is increasingly NOT where one might want to be.

Not only are the wetbacks and Mexican Mafia taking over, but the Katrina crowd never went home.

Although the media literally ignores, nay, denies, it there has been an increase in crime thanks to the ...

My faith is I am going to a better place from this transitority life...am promised a better place for an interinity. Across a bridge can see a beautiful pasture with animals playing....how many of my pets will come greet me when the time comes....we don't know...but what is more sure than leaving ...

The old favorite by English teachers: Lets eat grandma....or Lets eat, granma