i have just been on the sun newspaper website and in the wierd world on wednesday section i saw the testicle cooking contest and just wondered where they got them from ;)

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/advertisement_feature/oasis/3099807/The-weirdest-stuff-in-the-world-this-Wednesday.html ...

I also like to put some phone sales person on speaker phone,

excuse myself as I have to break up a cat fight and beg them not

to loose me -

and wait, and wait, - - - <heh-heh>

I am on the do not call list for what it is worth!.

Losethem, the motivation is to, fight back for my right to ...

i have just managed to buy my first house in may and have had no end of junk mail for the last owner so i went out an got a diy stamp kit for £1.99 and made it up to say "return to sender no longer at this address" when printed in a bright red ink on a envelope nothing says bugger off like it !

i dont know vista that well ( as i hate the os its got problems and its verry slow ! ) but under xp hit ctrl - alt + delete and in task manager under the processes tab all you do is click on firefox.exe and then click the end process button on the bottom it asks you if you want to do this and ...

11 out of 12 92%

i think i have to many shemale dvd's

i got a home laser system for £95 its a slow process but my pubic hair will be gone in a few months its a rio its slow but it works ! keep a eye out i got mine in post xmas sales

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww

One day larger-scale versions of these will roam the streets, mounted by storm troopers, in the employ of the powerful, to keep the common peasant-folk in line.



i have watched the terminator trilogy over the bank holiday when this grows up then is ...

i used to have a problem with a guy phoning my ' new ' mobile number he would ask for lisa i would tell him he had the wrong number and hang up finally after a month of him calling i gave up telling him the truth so the next time he rang i told him i had stolen the phone from lisa laughing loudly i ...

if you want to see what its all about tonight on channel 5 ( in the uk only - sorry )

DOCUMENTARY: Guys and Dolls

On: five

Date: Thursday 6th December 2007

Time: 23:10 to 00:10

Documentary about the men who use sophisticated life-size dolls for sexual satisfaction and more -

Excerpt taken from ...

Too much testosterone causes lack of braincells ! lol