Short me boy, that's "delightfully demented bride!"!!

Not just demented!

That qualifies as waaaay better than run-of-the mill!

(Did you read my last story... it's important for us attention-whores to get feed back you know!)

Thanks... I'll do that. I should have done that in the first place!

Given that this is the health section, what should one look out for to know if there's a problem?

I rarely ejaculate almost anything. It takes forever. In addition I urinate frequently, and sometimes, my balls hurt if I bang the gong a bit too much!

I depend on the blue pill to get it up for party ...

I just recently started posting stories and every time I get an e-mail response it's exciting! Nothing better than seeing the inbox icon with numbers on it.

Pushing that "Submit" button is always daunting. And shortly afterwards I find myself compulsively checking the story stats. It's a bit like ...