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I just can't stand this. You know, I have often tied little transistor radio antennas to my penis and yet I have found myself growing old.

Maybe I am just being foolish.

{deleted because it offended me to no end}. If you want to spam, get your own web site. Don't use ours.

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You know, the subject of physical and mental imortality has bothered me for almost a second.

My cure? Stick your lips into the high-speed blades of a drink blender. This should ensure your desire for health and vitality.