History of the Middle Finger

Well, now.....here's something I never knew before, and now that I

know it, I feel compelled to send it on to my more intelligent friends in

the hope that they, too, will feel edified.

Isn't history more fun when you know something about it ...

Are you a real Lorena Bobbit? Have you or would you cut off a man's penis? What would you do with it to assure that it wouldn't be reattached?



No, I'm not a real one. I've never cut off a man's penis for real. I would do it, but only if they wanted it done and their wife/girlfriend didn't mind ...

Traditional bell clappers were the dried and hardened testes of men who had despaired of reaching full manhood, and so decided to rest from trying by giving up their balls to a sacred purpose. "Bell" was an old English dialect form of ball. The sound of ringing "bells" was how early Christians ...

Maybe it's the combination of your genitals as the center of attention, and the very intense sensations in your clitoris as it is removed / as you reach orgasm. In your fantasy, who removes your clitoris? How is it done? Is there more than one person present? What do you say or do? How are you ...

I am female and I have written a number of stories here. To me, it's a way to fulfill my fantasies and take revenge on people that piss me off in a harmless way.

This is hilarious. What do you think?

History of the "F" word (http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm)

Sometimes I feel like everyone else knows more about me than I do myself. BTW, good one! Hilarious!

Those bell ringers are so ANNOYING!! But I know that they are doing it out of the goodness of their hearts so that makes it bearable for me.

Whoa! Now I guess all men are going to be paranoid.

I never had any childhood fantasies, but for some reason, my fantasy now is a clitorectomy. Not for real, but whenever I'm pleasuring myself, this is what brings me to orgasm. I have no idea why, as it is something I would never really consider, but the thought of it turns me on.