The most fun I had speeding was several years ago in Florida. My boss and I were driving from Ocala to West Palm Beach and he was in a hurry. After we passed Kisimmee on the turnpike he said he was going to take a nap in the back seat and asked me to drive his big Mercedes. He told me to set the ...

I wish I had a girl (or boy) friend who could afford to buy me a $1000 Christmas present. (That's about the average price for one of those Kimber semi-autos.)

Would this enable one to penetrate oneself? I suppose you could push your penis into your vagina while it was in a flaccid state, but if you then achieve an erection I would think it would be very uncomfortable, to say the least:(

VeeJay

Thanks,

I think I'll go with Ivory liquid in my story - if I ever get around to writing it.

Can anybody tell me what readily available substance most resembles cum in colour and consistancy. I need this information for a story I am thinking of writing in which a man seems to have... Oops! I nearly gave away part of the plot.

VeeJay

I don't mind them being here. I just get frustrated because there are so many stories that I can't read. English being my only language.

I have often wondered why stories in German outnumber those in other non-English languages by about five to one. Today, for example there are six stories in German, three in English and one in Spanish.

Is there no web-site in Germany that serves the same purpose as Eunuch.org?

VeeJay

This is not exactly a story idea, more of a "what if". I have often wished that Warner Bros, had been able to produce X-rated animated films featuring their famous cartoon characters, like Bugs Bunny, Sylvester pussy cat, Wiley Coyote and others. I would love to see Bugs shoot Elmer Fudds balls off ...

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Thanks. I must be ...

Slammer,

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There are thousands of stories on the Archive. You can't expect an author to check the entire list of all stories on the Archive before posting one.

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