A man comes into a weapon store. “ Hello, I would like to buy a rifle with a precision targeting sight.” The salesman gets a large rifle from his shelf. “ Well, that’s our brand-new model, with a very precise sight, take a look and aim through that shop-window far upon that hill, there you can see ...

Well, we are all waiting for a hardcore adaption being released soon named:

"Brokeback Balls"

YEEEHAAA!

thought this one is quite poetic:

Foxtrott Uniform Charlie Kilo

Vulcanize the whoopee stick

In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch

With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax

In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch

Ooh la la

With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop ...

I used to practise that technique in my twenties several times, guess it would break my spine now *lol* :dong:

But lots of "selfsucking" stuff can be found among gay pornsites. Does this mean, guys who are able to give themselves head are prevented from any cast. fantasies at all? I suppose not.

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