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by dolphinracer (imported)
Mon Jan 06, 2003 2:02 pm
Forum: Welcome & Introductions
Topic: I played with myself for hours
Replies: 4
Views: 3

Re: I played with myself for hours

I don't allow my boyfriend to play with himself. I gently massage his balls and dick for him. Then I give him a blowjob. sometimes I finish him off like that, other times he finishes off inside. but since I've been giving him ball massages, he can last alot longer.:D

I don't expect anything in ...
by dolphinracer (imported)
Thu Jan 02, 2003 6:55 pm
Forum: Story Reviews & Author Feedback
Topic: Regarding Loving Gestures
Replies: 1
Views: 0

Regarding Loving Gestures

This story show that there is more to relationships than sex. If a sex freak's lover had had to have a castration done, that person who have said "see Ya" Maybe some heterosexual couples should take advice from this. Most relationships end because of sexual problems. In a way, homosexual ...
by dolphinracer (imported)
Wed Jan 01, 2003 12:34 am
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Santa Claus is A Woman (or Eunuch?)
Replies: 1
Views: 0

Re: Santa Claus is A Woman (or Eunuch?)

If Santa WAS a man, how could Mrs. Claus have enough arm strength to lift all those fat rolls to find his thang??

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by dolphinracer (imported)
Wed Jan 01, 2003 12:31 am
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: St. Peter's checking ID's
Replies: 1
Views: 0

Re: St. Peter's checking ID's

Maybe he was referring to Yanni

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by dolphinracer (imported)
Wed Jan 01, 2003 12:28 am
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Grandma discovers computers then...
Replies: 1
Views: 0

Re: Grandma discovers computers then...

I warned my boyfriend when he bought this computer.

Now he's lost his only pooter

Now the only way he gets it

is to cyber

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by dolphinracer (imported)
Tue Dec 31, 2002 10:56 pm
Forum: The Deep, Dark Cellar
Topic: names for music groups
Replies: 17
Views: 0

Re: names for music groups

Remember that song "my sharona" by, I believe, the Kinks?

" I gotta get it up....." Maybe they were singing about their hard time getting hard ons.

The hit song for that new group would probably be "I shot it into the Sherrif, but I would not to the Deputy" ;)

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by dolphinracer (imported)
Tue Dec 31, 2002 1:34 pm
Forum: Story Reviews & Author Feedback
Topic: "A Woman's Right" by "First Timer "
Replies: 2
Views: 0

Re: "A Woman's Right" by "First Timer "

Male penises are the goddess's gift to them for pleasure and reproduction. In no way is it a woman's right to take that from them if they are unwilling to part with them. If they want their wives or girlfriends to castrate them, that's different. But I do not think it is a woman's right to take male ...
by dolphinracer (imported)
Thu Dec 26, 2002 12:11 am
Forum: Welcome & Introductions
Topic: Antidepressants
Replies: 18
Views: 5

Re: Antidepressants

I hope he can do something because I am frustrated as hell. I'm horny all the time but I can't get any release.πŸ™„ πŸ™„
by dolphinracer (imported)
Wed Dec 25, 2002 11:54 pm
Forum: Welcome & Introductions
Topic: Antidepressants
Replies: 18
Views: 5

Re: Antidepressants

I have to take Paxil and another antidepressant and I have not had an orgasm in almost three months no matter how hard I try and it is frustrating the hell out of me and my husband

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