A New Throne

A tribal chieftain commissioned the construction of a new throne. When it

was finished, he was not satisfied, so he commissioned another one.

Meanwhile, he put the rejected throne in the attic of his grass hut.

When the second throne arrived, he still was not satisfied. He put it in ...

This is funny... i'll never look at a condom the same way again without laughing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQALeeHWJyE

I have only recently learned that all computer screens on the inside are

covered with bacteria, dust, germs, etc. that can be dangerous to your

health.

This is caused by a variety of reasons and it can prove to be a health

hazard for everyone that uses the computer. Some at the CDC in Atlanta ...

Sorry... didn't mean to cause such confusion. i know a number of people who have developed a hatred for use of the work "Kewl" due to it's over-use a decade or so ago, so i decided to try it a different way. :p

-snoopy

This is kinda k3\/\/1 for those who liked Billy Joel's song, "We Didn't Start The Fire"...

http://yeli.us/Flash/Fire.html

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him

keep her.

-- David Bissonette

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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just

can't face each other, but still they stay together.

-- Sacha Guitry ...

Just when I think I've heard the 'Best Blonde Joke Ever', along comes one

like this.

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A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. She left a note

for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He

thought she probably ...

A husband walks into Victoria's Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for

his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in

price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the

most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his ...

(Since i've been away for a while, i figured i'd catch up on posting some

stuff i've saved to share with everyone... hope nobody minds me posting

so many at one time.)

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For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity, as well as the

idiosyncrasies of English:

1. Don't sweat the petty ...

A mom & dad take their 6 yr old son to a nude beach.

The boy sees many of the women have bigger boobs than his mother's.

He asks her why.

She tells him, the bigger they are, the sillier the lady.

Pleased, the boy leaves, but returns to tell his mom that many of the men

have larger things than ...