Tell you what, Softee,

Things have finally settled down, so, I can finish the next installment of my story.

I'll make sure there is a reference to women in long sleeves with them rolled up.

Linus

my tour in Korea is beginning to get to me.

There is something wrong about BBQ'ing something you played "fetch" with.

The Big Sarge

Cats are like the smaller varieties of poodle. They are great!

If you cook them in the right marinade.

The Big Sarge

I'm a musician. All that information is ... stuff I accumlated through work.

I've played "Woodchopper's Ball" ... and alot of other Big Band standards with multiple big bands, generally on trombone.

As for the others, I have played guitar and bass with several pro cover bands. The last one I was ...

Dave: It was "Woodchopper's Ball" by Woody Herman's big band. (Sounds like a penectomy to me!)

dolphinracer: "My Sharona" was by The Knack(one hit wonders), not the Kinks ... you were off by about 10-20 years. The Kinks did Lola ... about an encounter with a transvestite, in the early 70's, but ...

Where to start?

Let me say, first, that I agree with Jesus (weird feeling, again, see orignal post). Hate crimes are deplorable. Crime, in and of itself, is deplorable, but to seek someone out, and plan to commit a crime, especially a violent one, against them, simply because of who they are(pick ...

Empty Sack

Of course, their first big hit would be a collaboration with Santanna. It would be called "Smooth .... down there".

The Big Sarge

I overstated my point(s), in some ways.

First, to address Jesus (man, that feels weird to type that! ... forgive my fundamentalist roots): I don't think it is pushed at an earlier age. My parents grew up in rural north eastern Arkansas in the late 40's and through the 50's. I have heard their ...

Softee,

I'm afraid that I have a bit of bad news for you. My testes are still where God put them in the first place.

Not only am I not a eunuch, I'm not even a wannabe.

I hang out on this site for two reasons:

1) A number of stories here speak to the extreme end of my kinks. "Melaney' Surprise ...

Sorry for the bad cut and paste job.

That story is one of my favorites in the archive, frankly.

It has some neat twists.

The Big Sarge