I had to tell all my dude friends about it, they nearly fell over and died when I told them..men, I really do not understand em, of course I don't understand women either..



>Confused for Life<

Hi! *waves* My name is Maria, I haven't posted here since like forever, cuz like yeah and all. And uh uh *thinking, but ever since getting off Neurontin, memory has sucked* OOOOOOOOOOO yeah..welcome to here and all. So you are a Eunuch, how long? And thanx for the PM..I would respond if I knew how ...

Hi n stuff.. *half awake*

Anti-depressants? I take those. They keep you un-depressed.

A-1,

You and Vi..wow I am envious..once again!!!!!!!!!!! Lots of kewl, on the way to school, sex. If you went to my high school, you'd be too nauseated by the pig and cow farms to do it. In Vegas for Gawd's sake, cow and pig farms?!

And you taught high school for one year? How brave of you.

And ...

A-1,

Okay, I'll rent that movie. But if I bust two guts, I'm coming after you! j/k

Antonia,

GIRL how do you look so damn HOT? What are your tips on looking Antonirific? :p

A-1,

MY LAWD MAN!!!!!! You have made me blind!! I've seen heifers bigger than that in the ladies locker room back in my freshman and sophomore years..good thing we NEVER took showers....

I'm only 123 lbs., then 100 lbs.; and one time a fat girl sat on me when I was changing and I screamed so loud ...

A-1,

Nah, I'm not interested in getting breast enlargements. God gave me what he gave me. I may pierce it, but I won't alter it. Besides..I can always buy some silicone implants that go in the bra versus in the body. Thanx tho..LoL.

Much love,

Your Maria girl-lady-thing

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOSE JUGS ARE THOSE? I'M LITERALLY JEALOUS!! Hehe..

Lowell,

Hello, I'm single too and reside in Vegas. If you would like to chat, my E-mail is: [email protected] and my AIM name is: XNoCTuRNaLRoSeSX looking forward to hearing from you! Ciao!