I guess I just failed to look far enough back in the nonfiction listings, and didn't realize what was there. Jesus obviously has the matter of literature about eunuchs well in hand, and I tip my hat to him (or would, if I wore a hat.) One thing which might be researched (if it hasn't been already ...

In a way, I am surprised this kind of accident does not happen more often. I cut out the Sun article, and was going to post it here but was thankfully beaten to it. (Thankfully? Because I may never have got round to it.)

There is a particular girlfriend of mine who I have an understanding with: she ...

Or, failing that, by Macy Gray or Penelope Cruz.

I would like to be castrated by Jennifer Lopez.