You left out a very important selection in the poll: "Someone you love." Whether stright or gay, many of us would want to become eunuchs at the hands of the one we love.

Since the surgery that mutilated my cock over ten years ago I have not had any ability to ejaculate and at times the tension is almost oo much to bear.

Maybe you're enjoying this in the short run, but as time goes by you may come to find it enough to make you crazy.