...wasn't a "SPINDLE" a short needle on a spinning wheel?

...You know, remember the little "PRICK" that put the lovely girl "Sleeping Beauty" to sleep for a hundred years?

I imagine that this "spindle" is similar to that one. He should not bore women to sleep with his little prick...

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Close Shave (imported) wrote: Sat Jun 15, 2002 8:07 am Well, hopefully we got some organ donors in here.

Hate to see all that junk go to waste.

Mebbee R. Hurts would like to use em for his catfishin. Can you imagine a truckbed full of members ripenin out in the sun? Plus, with all the cartilage, I bet it grips the hook wonderfully.

Dayamn, A, after reading of your experience, how can one not run right to the clinic for a hack job?

One thing you failed to include........ have you developed bitch-tits yet?

I jus got a great idea! Once the novelty of lopping my cock off is gone, I can start hacking off fingers for years of extended pleasure.

From there? Who knows? Toes, limbs............... I'll be a fuckin doorstop before too long

43 potential cock-loppers? Daaaaaayme, we's gonna need a landfill.

Seriously, you folks don't think a gem of a board like this would stay obscure for long, didja?

If I were gonna do it, it would have to be done by Devon or Lorissa McCommis.

Oh, nothing. I was thinking of ways to make myself longer in the frontal region. You know, maybe hooking it up to one of those medievil devices would do me some good. I musta just spewed out what was on my mind

Not sure, CS, my dong is pretty damn small as is. I was just hoping to find tips on cute little ways to decorate it

I actually figured out a neat trick, quite by accident of course.

I was rebuilding the carbs on my outboard Mariner one summer, and it was hot as shit. So, I ended up buttass neked, working in the garage.

Well, I was scrubbing the little parts and using the screwdriver as required. I was also ...

Hi close shave.

Any thoughts on NoCal and IC?