I used to love electro-ejaculation......until I had my testes removed forever. That's right testes, I don't need you anymore! Ha! Take that, you god damn balls. Man, I hate nutsack.

I am elective eunuch for many reasons. The main one being that I didn't want my genitals anymore. I had them for years and just got sick of them....Know what the best part of being a eunuch is?? Not having a penis. I couldn't stand that thing. Always needing constant attention...such a hassle. I ...