You didn't quite get the parachute one right--it's:
NICE PARACHUTE: Never opened, only used once, slightly stained.
We skydivers have a REALLY morbid sense of humor.
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- Fri Apr 02, 2004 7:05 am
- Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
- Topic: More Ads from the Classified Section
- Replies: 2
- Views: 0
- Thu Mar 04, 2004 8:17 am
- Forum: Chemical Castration & Hormones
- Topic: Bad news
- Replies: 6
- Views: 2
Re: Bad news
I saw this article the other day and have watched with great interest. I'm not taking Androcur or any other med obtained from an internet pharmacy, but I do get prescribed some very strong painkillers from my neurologist to help fight my cluster headaches. Vicodin isn't one of them--it's nowhere ...
- Wed Sep 03, 2003 6:15 am
- Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
- Topic: A link to levity
- Replies: 3
- Views: 0
Re: A link to levity
I already have "Idiocy" on my desktop. Like the webpage says, it's perfect for cynical skydivers.
- Sat Jul 19, 2003 4:15 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Thomas Jefferson and sex
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2
Re: Thomas Jefferson and sex
I don't understand what you are saying. Is there a position you are taking or is it just reporting a conversation?
My idea is that no one has a right to deny a human being the ability to practice a normal human function. it's like telling us what to eat. What turns you on sexually comes out of ...
- Fri Jul 18, 2003 7:15 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Thomas Jefferson and sex
- Replies: 15
- Views: 2
Re: Thomas Jefferson and sex
The thing that someone brought up to me in discussing the Supreme Court ruling was that this is not necessarily about choice. Think about the following things:
Is it ok to masturbate in private?
What if someone were to do so with pictures of naked women?
What if someone were to do so with ...
Is it ok to masturbate in private?
What if someone were to do so with pictures of naked women?
What if someone were to do so with ...
- Mon Jun 30, 2003 8:46 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Another Nasty Email Worth Sharing
- Replies: 13
- Views: 0
Re: Another Nasty Email Worth Sharing
Well this should make for some interesting discussion.
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Read on...
You have got to be kidding?? You expect decent transgendered people to
sign up to a place with "eunuch" in the title? That's like asking First
Nation two-spirits to sign up for a "berdache" forum! Pretty sickening.
Don ...
- Sun May 18, 2003 9:10 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Things that make you go hmm
- Replies: 7
- Views: 0
Re: Things that make you go hmm
Risk taking is a learned behavior, as women do it to. It has to do more with the secretions of the adrenal glands than the sex glands. Chances are that if you are a risk taker, you are an adrenalin junkie.
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Just a personal anecdote: my wife made the first skydive between the two of us ...
- Sun Mar 02, 2003 8:41 pm
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Today's "Did You Know?"
- Replies: 6
- Views: 0
Re: Today's "Did You Know?"
one morning he was in my flowers in mid-crap when i opened the door and let out my spaniel..........i think he was still pooping when she put him up the maple tree
Maybe I should let you borrow my two puppies. They're about 100lbs each, and yes, they are still puppies. One's a Great Dane, the ...
- Sat Nov 09, 2002 3:12 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: A thought about public decency laws
- Replies: 11
- Views: 0
Re: A thought about public decency laws
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But...
I see politicians on TV and out in public all the time, what gives there?
Rich
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
>>happousai (imported) wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2002 6:59 pm Then again, eunuchs still have anuses, which is one thing that isn't allowed to be shown in public...
But...
I see politicians on TV and out in public all the time, what gives there?
Rich
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
- Thu Jun 20, 2002 5:48 am
- Forum: Eunuch Central
- Topic: Who would you like to be castrated by?
- Replies: 72
- Views: 1
Re: Who would you like to be castrated by?
I wasn't trolling. I do skydive, and have made almost 700 jumps. For those of you who have never met anyone like us, our love in life is jumping; inviting someone to go on a jump with you is akin to shaking their hand when you meet them. To us, flying cannot be accomplished while sitting inside an ...