Q: How many Vulcans does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000



I disagree....

A: Three. One to effect the replacement; one to ascertain why the defective component was not replaced during the previous preventative maintenance session; and one to perform ...

You might like to visit

http://pandasthumb.org/archives/2011/03/science-human-m.html

which jumps off from the penile spines to another point of difference between humans and other primates, namely that humans lack a baculum, and proceeds to speculate that the Biblical story of the creation of Eve ...

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put the cat in the toilet and close both lids

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dozen military honors from any of the countries on Earth.

This is the practical detail ...

Did Faulkner have more coffee breaks than paragraph breaks?

Here again, a probability statement not based on fact. You can't use the word "probably" in science and if you studied mutations, you'd realize that a mutation cannot determine or create a specific organ. Mutations are changes in the DNA sequence of a cell's genome and are caused by radiation ...

Sounds like an advanced case of paranoia to me.

Stop and consider how little of the interaction between the user and a modern PC actually goes through the keyboard, rather than via the mouse. Just think how little use collecting keystrokes would be if you didn't know what was on the screen?

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Dana Lane (imported) wrote: Sat Aug 01, 2009 6:40 am Do they make panties like those?

Not unless the Manned Space Program's recruitment criteria are similar to those for Monty Python's Lumberjacks....

Just goes to show that sometimes "Dog bites man" can be newsworthy.

Pity it wasn't a dachshund - we could have had "German attacks French"

I'm surprised that this thread has reached 36 posts without anyone noting that in the 17th and 18th centuries it was more or less mandatory for one or more of the leading roles in any opera to be written for a castrato.

curious_guy (imported) wrote: Sat Dec 15, 2007 7:35 am Why was the feminist angry at the garden center?

She bought an Ilex aquifolium "Silver Queen" for the berries and then discovered that it's a male......