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by augman7518 (imported)
Sun Jun 05, 2011 5:19 pm
Forum: The Deep, Dark Cellar
Topic: Jack Kevorkian, "Dr. Death", dead at age 83
Replies: 17
Views: 0

Re: Jack Kevorkian, "Dr. Death", dead at age 83

If I remember right they (Michigan)had to try him several times to get a jury to convict him.What a shame they (Jesus Freaks)was allowed to do that to him as he was helping people who had nothing left for them.

To change a persons thinking they need to watch a person close to them die by the so ...
by augman7518 (imported)
Thu Mar 03, 2011 7:15 am
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: scoobie scoobie do
Replies: 3
Views: 0

scoobie scoobie do

Subject: Scooby doobie doobies

A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny breasts. Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She ...
by augman7518 (imported)
Thu Sep 09, 2010 1:35 pm
Forum: The Deep, Dark Cellar
Topic: There's Always The Weather
Replies: 3781
Views: 152

Re: There's Always The Weather

I was helping the wife clean out the garden and never realized how dry it was until I started pulling up stuff.After all the rain we had and still be that dry.

Also we went to the grandsons soccer game last night and dam near froze to death,it was about 40 with a good wind.My wife reminded me to go ...
by augman7518 (imported)
Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:23 pm
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Texas School Board
Replies: 8
Views: 0

Re: Texas School Board

I have a lot of acceptance ,but this takes the cake.What will our good christians think of to do next?
by augman7518 (imported)
Wed Sep 01, 2010 12:38 pm
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Ole and Swen
Replies: 0
Views: 0

Ole and Swen

----- Original Message -----

From: Subject: Ole & Sven

> Ole and Sven are the best of friends, and they have these two girls on the string -- Lena and Olga -- who live together in an apartment. One evening Ole and Sven are sitting in the bar getting drunk. Ole turns to Sven and asks, "Ven do you ...
by augman7518 (imported)
Sat Aug 21, 2010 4:16 pm
Forum: The Deep, Dark Cellar
Topic: One Effing guilty verdict out of 23 or 24 (Blagojevich)
Replies: 18
Views: 0

Re: One Effing guilty verdict out of 23 or 24 (Blagojevich)

What ever happened to double jepordy?Meaning that one cannot be tried twice for the same crime.That is how it was supposed to be.I do not know how it came about,but it has happened to others
by augman7518 (imported)
Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:20 pm
Forum: The Deep, Dark Cellar
Topic: One Effing guilty verdict out of 23 or 24 (Blagojevich)
Replies: 18
Views: 0

Re: One Effing guilty verdict out of 23 or 24 (Blagojevich)

As per Riverwind,maybe they did not have a case to begin with.

I do not know how many have served on jury duty,but once once does there is a mind change about how things realy go.A common thought is if you are guilty, go for a jury trial and the judge if inocent.

I sat on three trials and the ...
by augman7518 (imported)
Wed Aug 11, 2010 4:27 pm
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Julie Andrews sings
Replies: 3
Views: 0

Re: Julie Andrews sings

Thank you;I have a hard time dealing with her being 69 even though I am going on 77.We almost grew up together.She is one of our great people.
by augman7518 (imported)
Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:03 pm
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: Julie Andrews sings
Replies: 3
Views: 0

Julie Andrews sings

Julie Andrews Turns 69, this is hysterical

To commemorate her birthday , actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a

special appearance at

Manhattan 's Radio City Music Hall for the benefit of the AARP.

One of the musical numbers she performed was 'My Favorite Things' from

the legendary

movie ...
by augman7518 (imported)
Tue Aug 10, 2010 4:51 am
Forum: Jokes, Links, Media & More
Topic: A cannibal
Replies: 1
Views: 0

A cannibal

A cannibal was walking through the jungle

and came upon a restaurant operated by a

fellow cannibal.

Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu....

+Tourist: $5.00

+Broiled Missionary: $10.00

+Fried Explorer: $15.00

+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00

The ...

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