A study in Wisconsin showed that the kind of male face that a woman finds

attractive can differ - depending on where a woman is in her menstrual

cycle. For instance, if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with

rugged and masculine features. If she is menstruating, she is more prone to ...

A Major good idea.

If a Author writes a SNUFF story and does NOT give a warning that it is a SNUFF story, then I think it is only fair to us readers who do NOT like SNUFF, that Paolo trashes the story and writes the author a E-mail asking him/her/it to resubmit the story with the warning.

SNUFF is not for me and even if the story is HOT HOT HOT with a minor boy in it, I will NOT read if its a snuff story

> > What's your Halloween costume?

> >

> > A little boy and girl go trick or treating. They

> > knock on the door of this

> > house and the man who answers it says, "Well, you

> > two are awful

> > cute. Who are you supposed to be?"

> >

> > "We're Jack and Jill" the girl replied ...

Yes you are BOTH correst.

The reson I threw up is I read the story before I postd my reply and I had just eaten.

Oh well, there goes dinner

Slammer you have gone way off the deep end. I though of you as a nice guy in the few E-mails we exchanged and by reading your stories, but seeing this, I feel like throwing up. 😡

None of us authors has the right to post our stories. It is a honor to be able to post our stories here at EA.

If you ...

>Heaven

>

>A little boy was talking to his teacher about whales.

>The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow

>a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was

>very small.

>

>The little boy stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

>Irritated ...

Subject: Fw: Dog and Cat Diary

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY

Day number 180

8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!

10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!

11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!

12:00 ...

It's not my sister.

It's not my brother.

But it's the the child of my mother and father.

Who is it?