The dealer is just as important as the ATV. Buy from a dealer that has a service department that you trust.

I bought my nephew a shirt from South Dakota that had two rooster pheasants and BIG COCKS RULE. He wore it to school and got sent home.

Dad wasn't really profane, so I grew up without ever hearing the F-bomb or male and female C-bomb. But Dad did have some colorful descriptions, like Ball Tickler, which referred to the bushy beard on the chin of an otherwise cleanly shaven face. That went clear over my young head until the day in ...

Am I alone in being offended by the over usage of the F-Bomb on TV? That stuff used to be aired only on pay TV or late night. Now it's everywhere.

Am I alone in being totally tired of hearing adults start every sentence with "And I'm Like?"

Am I alone in being tired of hearing people order food ...

Subway franchises are terrible: "Six-inch whole wheat, not toasted. Roast beef, provolone, lettuce, onions, tomatoes, light mayo," I say.

"Uh, okay, six inch or footlong and what kind of bread?"

Ato parts stores are also bad. They ignore everything you say unless it is an answer to their question.

Dean Koontz's excellent novel False Memories deals with brainwashed patients who commit crimes when trigger by a Haiku. Haiku is a form of poetry that tells a story with only three lines of verse, five syllables in the first and third lines, seven in the second. The possibilities are endless.

You ...

The Monkey Steals Peach Kung Fu move, where an assailant grabs his opponent's balls and yanks them off, seems particularly gruesome and in fact, usually resulted in death,

Neat description of running a locomotive. https://www.trainorders.com/discussion/ ... ,nodelay=1

Mama warned him about Beating Off. Kid was probably over endowed, anyway.

As per Ogden Nash: The problem with a kitten is that

It turns into a cat.