Having an ampersand in your user name seems to cause a problem, too, as I can never log in to the stories.

Sandi

Welcome to the zoo. I think you'll get some good advice here as well as friendship.

The fact that your physician has not found anything unusual that would account for your pain makes me wonder whether you've discussed the details of your pain with him. If you're a 50-year-old father of a grown ...

And of course there's the really old one:

What's the difference between a dead skunk in the middle of the road and a dead lawyer in the middle of the road?

Skid marks in front of the skunk.

Sandi

Might be old, but new to me. Love it. Thanks for sharing.

Sandi

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By the way, I am not going to proof read this post because it would make me a crazy person. So, if you find an error you get 500 points nad win the game. ;)

"Nad win the game??" Do I win?

I seem to recall a U.S. Vice President (Dan Quayle) who put egg on his face by telling a kid (with ...

Your post shows one thing: It's hard to write about pronounciation, especially if readers aren't native speakers.

Pronunciation is nearly impossible to show unambiguously in English writing, because English orthography is just close enough to phonetic to mislead one into thinking it makes sense ...

R2D2? C3PO?

Sandi

I'm already seeing a Therapist regularly but he's been on Vacation for the last 2 weeks and my increased desire in stoping my Libido just started very recently. So I plan to talk with him about this next week....

I think it's good that you're seeing a therapist. When someone says he habitually ...

Sam can be short for Samuel or Samantha. I know a Samantha who's known as Sam.

Sandi

I'm also with Tugon on this. Hating yourself for masturbating seems to me to indicate clearly that you need psychological help first. I believe that among men, there are two kinds of liars: those who say they've never masturbated and those who say they did but quit. I don't believe it should be a ...