After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive",

Osama himself decided to send George W a letter in his own handwriting to

let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it

appeared to contain a coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he typed ...

JesusA (imported) wrote: Sun Sep 25, 2005 6:25 am [Posted just for Andrew, at Paolo's suggestion.]

Thank you

Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird

section and Sven says to Hans, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and

asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little

budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. The owner puts the budgies in

a paper bag.

Hans ...

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Posted late Friday, 16 September. I will be out of town for one week and unable to access the EA. This is my going-away present to the EA

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to

find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on

Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met

at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into ...

With all the New Orleans discussion recently, I read the subject and immediately thought of Hurricane Andrew.....

Since Katrina appears to be even worse, a visit to Dr Spector or Dr Kimmel would not have made any difference.



By the way, the name "Katrina" will be retired, never again to be ...

We Are Amused

THE POTATO

Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other and

finally they got married, and had a little sweet potato, which they

called'Yam.'

Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they

told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out

and getting ...

In reply to their invitations, they said...

Ampere was worried he wasn't current.

Audubon said he'd have to wing it.

Boyle said he was under too much pressure.

Darwin waited to see what evolved.

Descartes said he'd think about it.

Dr. Jekyll declined-he hadn't been feeling himself lately ...